This is why we can't have nice things.

May 29

Y’know the scene in Avengers where Loki pokes Hawkeye with the staff thingy? Tell me I’m not the only Supernatural fan who shrieked when his eyes went black…

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thisdorkyblogthing:

andy-shunsho:

archaicacid:

by 菊叔

what

I

oh

and then i died

America…

Fuck yeah.

WHAT.

YES.

Oh Captain you have the right to bare ERRAYTHANG.

(Source: bigbardafree)

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pinkottermakes:

#booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere #god bless america

(via lady-condom)

I’m in the middle of buying something on Amazon. I go back to tumblr, then glance at the other tab, and it says “Select Shipping Options”. For a minute, I thought it was another tumblr tag.

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

that poison?

YES, THAT POISON!

(via deanwhereisyourcock)

I think I have a problem.

I got up at 4:30 this morning to go to the airport.

It’s 10:00 pm now. I’m exhausted. My eyes hurt. I need to go to bed.

Yet I sit here and just keep scrolling…

Tumblr you are bad for me.